tearn-aqua:

unshaped:

DESGUSTENG

Every once in a while, this video shows up on my dash
And I am so very happy

(Source: itshardbeingakardashian, via magstah)

i-need-some-friends:

koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me


Literally the story of my life

fuckyeah1990s:

You know what, Evian? You should be really embarrassed because your parents named you after bottled water.

(Source: notsoclever, via wildchilddixon)

merankoria:

mnfshf HOW CUTE IS THAT I’M SCREAMING
sisterhudson:

foxbabies:

rvndy:

hugsandhairtugs:

At the Cal-Neva Lodge in Lake Tahoe, the Nevada/California state line actually runs through the swimming pool.
Fun fact:  Cal-Neva was once co-owned by Frank Sinatra.

This is cool as fuck cause you can tell people you swam from Nevada to California

or that your penis reaches all the way to California

There are two types of people
marniemichaels:

Nothing has changed since 5th grade

The best line any guy can say..

timisfat:

 

"Sometimes, I just have to let her win, because losing the argument is easier than losing her."

(Source: sadistanggirlfriend, via lmascorroo)

depresant:

you all deserve someone who isnt embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, good and bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you. i hope you all find that!!

(via everythinggetsbetterintime)

5anddime:

ermahgerdkerfer:

Damn, this girl was prepared.

She learned from experience. That look on her face is one who found out all of Jack-Jack’s powers through trial by fire.

(via caradelloween)

AND ITS A WRAP...

shanleynmcintee:

Well guys, I can assure you that this is the post you have all been waiting for and it will be the hardest thing that I write because I know that a lot of you are not going to be happy after you’re done reading it.

Let me touch up on a few things before I get to the main subject: Chris.

The…

HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS INCREDIBLE WEBSITE??!??!

super-natural73:

dirkhardpeck:

rudeandgingersansa:

nannajane:

PIMP. THAT. SNACK.

IT’S JUST RECIPES FOR BIG CANDY.

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BIG CANDY

ARE YOU SEEING THIS?

imageHOLY MOTHER OF FUCK LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATION OF MANKIND

imageTHIS IS A ROLO THE SIZE OF A FUCKING BIRTHDAY CAKE AND IF THAT’S NOT THE TIGHTEST SHIT EVER THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FACE

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GOD DAMN

PIMP THAT SNACK

JUST FUCKING DO IT.

imageWOW

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I wonder if they have something for Oreos.

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they do.

(Source: jaykolantern, via kitten-cuddles)

the-winchester-initiative:

Goddamnit Grandma

africant:

lambofhorror:

meetthegamer:

File this under jokes you didn’t understand the first time around. 

Oh.

Oh..

(Source: owarimirai, via kitten-cuddles)